Dear Bethany,
Today Ryan said Fred LOVED me!! Fred is a geek with black hair and elastic jeans instead of regular.
Is there any crime worse than elastic jeans? Wow, you're thinking, that Corey must have been a real fashionista to have such strong, incisive feelings about clothing choices at such a young age.
But strangely, while elastic jeans were apparently a disgusting fashion choice, elastic waisted turquoise SKORTS were just fine.
If you don't know what a skort is, you obviously will never be as fashionable as me. I rocked that shit for years,
